Dream About Meeting Chuck Norris
 

Chuck Norris  came to my sign language store and ask the register girl, "Where's Vigorito?" 

She say, "He downstairs teaching little kids sign language, why?"

"Well, I keep seeing my name in his stories and I like to meet him."

Then she show Chuck Norris where is Michael T. Vigorito.

Then the girl say, "Mr. Vigorito?"

"Yes, Ashlay?"

"You have a visitor."

Then Chuck Norris say, "Hello. Are you Mike?"

I say, "Yes."

"Can you teach me some sign language?"

"Yeah, can you teach me some martial arts?"

"Yeah, when you are done."

"Well, we are done at 3:00 clock."

"Well, Mike, it's 2:30, so I can watch you while do you teach signing.  Okay, all right."

Then, after 3 o'clock, Chuck teaching me martial arts out back in the barn. Then I show Chuck Norris a sign language for martial arts.  Then he smile and say, "The spirit of martial arts and sign language together is the common of luck."

 

Dream About Gorillas

Last night, I went to bed and (flash!) I'm standing in the cave and Dad Gorilla, Mom Gorilla, and a baby gorilla and I ran out but a man with a shotgun went in the cave and bang, bang and I took 3 steps toward the cave and the baby gorilla ran out and jump on me.  I look at it, and say, "You trying to kill this baby."
 

"Yes, I killed the mother and father."

Then I say, "Well, not this baby because I'm going to raise it and even teach it sign language to make it like human being, eat like human. Then I turn around and I walk to my business place, my sign language bookstore and my basement sign language school. So my wife and my son and twins are sleeping and I took the baby gorilla in the school area in a cage and the baby gorilla is sleeping.  Then Heidi came down and said, "Honey, what is that?"

"Baby gorilla, Babe, and I going to teach it sign language."

Then Heidi say, "Okay, I love you."

"Me, too, Babe." 

Kiss, hug. Flash! I'm awake again.